Words new to me (2016)

A Lexicon
of Newish Words
That Caught My Eye
in 2016

Compiled
by
scarequotes
on
Wordnik

  1. 1488er
  2. acroname
  3. Ameriphobe
  4. antech
  5. BB cream
  6. belwhal
  7. bikinibot
  8. Blacksonian
  9. Blaxican
  10. blubstep
  11. burqini
  12. CC cream
  13. chamoy
  14. cheevo
  15. chef kiss
  16. chork
  17. Chreaster
  18. clitrash
  19. clitzpah
  20. crate digging
  21. cratedigger
  22. cratedigging
  23. creaster
  24. Creaster
  25. DD cream
  26. dignicide
  27. dindu
  28. Disneybounder
  29. Disneybounding
  30. Dorilocos
  31. Dubyobama
  32. Dutch reach
  33. e-blast
  34. eggmode
  35. endemic advertising
  36. fempathy
  37. freakomendation
  38. fuckalike
  39. going flat
  40. greasy
  41. grolar
  42. hamdog
  43. heli-hiking
  44. high-key
  45. holosophy
  46. hopium
  47. hotdoguero
  48. hotep
  49. hxstory
  50. indietronica
  51. innoganda
  52. inpa
  53. Islamonausea
  54. jerkigarchy
  55. leftovurrito
  56. manxiety
  57. mathwashing
  58. mensesplaining
  59. metamour
  60. millennipreneur
  61. misogynoir
  62. momcom
  63. monstershake
  64. mootz
  65. mufgel
  66. nanulak
  67. narcisstocracy
  68. narluga
  69. NARP
  70. niglet
  71. permabull
  72. pizzly
  73. pizzly-grizzly
  74. poke cake
  75. Pokestop
  76. Pokédex
  77. polargrizz
  78. racemoji
  79. raindrop cake
  80. reducetarian
  81. reformicon
  82. rideables
  83. salt daddy
  84. scampaign
  85. seapunk
  86. Severtember
  87. sex with your pants on
  88. shaftedfreude
  89. sharenting
  90. shredlage
  91. snotobomb
  92. snowtobomb
  93. Splenda daddy
  94. sponcon
  95. sustainatarian
  96. taharrush
  97. telepressure
  98. textalyzer
  99. thanksliving
  100. threenager
  101. Tinderella
  102. trumor
  103. trumpenproletariat
  104. Trumpocene
  105. vocaloid
  106. whitelash
  107. yeet
  108. Zapponian

http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2016/03/29/an-establishment-conservatives-guide-to-the-alt-right/

Anything associated as closely with racism and bigotry as the alternative right will inevitably attract real racists and bigots. Calmer members of the alternative right refer darkly to these people as the “1488ers,” and for all their talk of there being “no enemies to the right,” it’s clear from the many conversations we’ve had with alt-righters that many would rather the 1488ers didn’t exist.

April 2, 2016

http://www.vdare.com/letters/a-tennessee-reader-suggests-a-new-word-for-the-enemy-ameriphobes

I’d like to introduce a new word into the American conversation—”Ameriphobe”

I would define “Ameriphobe” as a person who would act in the best interests of foreigners at the expense of his fellow Americans. Ameriphobes can be conservative or liberal, Republican or Democrat.

March 30, 2016

http://www.digitalspy.com/tech/news/a788757/these-old-vhs-tapes-could-make-you-thousands-how-many-do-you-have-in-the-loft/

The likes of Thomas and other antique collectors have even developed a new word to describe the old technology such as VHS tapes now becoming collectables - antech.

Thomas added: "We feel that these antech items – or antechs – will only become more valuable investments to collectors as time goes on.

"It might sound strange that something like the VHS is defined as an antech, but when they can command thousands of pounds on account of their rarity, that's exactly what they are."

March 31, 2016

http://www.jessiechar.com/post/137762205059/a-cream-for-every-letter-of-the-alphabet

BB creams, like more and more of our makeup trends, started in Asia as “blemish balm”. The idea was that they’re like a lightweight foundation with skin-improving qualities (AKA, a tinted moisturizer). Asia is real, real big on skincare. Korea and Japan are known for their 10-step skincare routines (that is, all the face stuff that comes BEFORE even putting makeup on); this 10-step thing has been slightly debunked as most women there don’t actually follow a 10-step routine, but there are a lot more “essential” skin care steps they have outside of our basic cleanse, tone, moisturize process. Since BB creams were so popular, a buncha US lines started marketing them as “beauty balm”.

January 21, 2016

https://cdn.ampproject.org/c/grist.org/climate-energy/pizzlies-narlugas-and-other-creatures-from-our-weird-changing-world/amp/

In the 1980s, researchers discovered a whale skull in West Greenland that looked suspiciously like a beluga-narwhal mashup. Since then, hunters have spotted the hybrid creatures in chilly Arctic waters. Apparently, beluga whales and narwhals produce offspring with big, burly heads — but, sadly, no tusks. (We drew one in anyway.)

While belwhal is a worthwhile contender, narluga is hard to beat. It captures the distinctive sounds of both animals’ names — the nar- of narwhal and the -luga of beluga — and sounds pretty mellifluous to boot. Try it yourself: Narluuuuuuuuga!

June 8, 2016

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/10/06/podcasts/our-journey-to-the-blacksonian.html?_r=0

The Smithsonian’s brand-new, long-gestating National Museum of African American History and Culture opened two weekends ago to enormous lines, a swell of starry, prominent Americans and a poignant speech by the president. We both visited in the first weeks and were overwhelmed by the magnitude of the space itself and the story that the museum — the Blacksonian, if you will (and, boy, will we!) — tells about the founding and development of this country.

November 15, 2016

http://www.npr.org/sections/codeswitch/2016/03/08/467358961/an-emerging-entry-in-americas-multiracial-vocabulary-blaxican

Much of this has to do with the fact that biracial identity in the United States has often been understood in terms of black and white. And to the extent that labels are helpful for quickly self-identifying, they don't always exist for the diversity of racial possibilities that mixed Americans increasingly want to see recognized. When it comes to mixed-race in America, Mexican-American author Richard Rodriguez has written, we rely on an "old vocabulary — black, white," but, "we are no longer a black-white nation."

This may be why in LA, many young people who are both black and Mexican are turning to a handy word to describe themselves: "Blaxican."

March 8, 2016

http://www.wow247.co.uk/2016/01/07/new-bands-artists-to-watch-2016/

While reading up on Kacy Hill, we stumbled across our favourite new word: “blubstep”. Sure, it’s one of those awful portmanteaus used by marketing types to shift records, but it perfectly describes Hill’s bass heavy, James Blake-esque tunes. She’s signed to Kanye West’s label after serving as a backing dancer for his Yeezus tour, so no pressure.

January 8, 2016

http://www.jessiechar.com/post/137762205059/a-cream-for-every-letter-of-the-alphabet

CC creams came after BB creams, as a lot of women like the idea of an all-in-one solution, but want higher coverage. Hence, CC = coverage, correct. The idea is the same as a BB cream, but they are a heavier formulation.

January 21, 2016

http://www.eater.com/2016/3/21/11218834/dorilocos-doritos-gummy-bears-tostilocos-mexico

It's hard to describe Dorilocos using words. The recipe starts with Nacho Cheese Doritos, which are then topped with a variety of ingredients: cueritos (pickled pork rinds), small batons of jicama, cubed cucumber, grated carrots, peanuts (most often described by the vendors as japonés, the ones with the crunchy, soy sauce-flavored shell), gummy bears, lime juice, chili powder, salsa Valentina or another hot sauce, and chamoy, an addictive sweet-salty-sour sauce made from pickled fruit. It's outrageous.

March 29, 2016

http://www.dailydot.com/unclick/italian-chef-kiss-meme/

The "chef kiss" is the standard online reaction to any #content with such strong pleasing or horrifying characteristics that it is delicious. It could be a legitimately funny news headline, or it could be the absolute mess of bad politics, internet harassment, racism, and dead celebrities that is the year two-thousand-sixteen.

November 5, 2016

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/chorks-chopsticks-forks-panda-express_us_57adc817e4b007c36e4e30b6

Well folks, there’s a new sheriff in town, and its name is “chork.” This Frankenstein’s monster of hybrid cutlery features a fork on one end and chopsticks on the other. It’s a perfect solution for the many Americans who start their meal with chopsticks, get frustrated halfway through, and ditch them for a fork.

August 17, 2016

http://www.slate.com/articles/technology/users/2016/02/bernie_bros_are_bad_the_conversation_around_them_is_worse.html

The Sanders campaign’s critics had plenty of material to work with beyond those blithely condescending columns. They could throw in a bunch of bottom-feeding social media sexists, like the poster in a pro-Sanders Facebook group who called Hillary “clitrash.” The campaign also made its own gendered gaffes, including the smug statement that Bernie was “willing to consider” Hillary for veep. Finally, there’s the tendency of online Sanders supporters to call Clinton fans corporate-shilling “Hillary bots” and to argue that journalists are “auditioning for jobs with the Clinton White House.” Put it all together, and you have a perfectly reasonable (though not unimpeachable, and certainly not universal) argument that Bernie has a little bit of a Bro problem.

February 4, 2016

http://www.avclub.com/article/crosswords-232702

I just posted a new word on the Physician Moms Facebook group and was told that I should send it to you. I got tired of hearing “She’s got balls,” so I made up a new word, clitzpah (klit-spe) noun: a woman with guts!

Origin of clitzpah: clitoris (kli-te-res) noun: an organ of the female genitalia, the purpose of which is purely to bring women pleasure, and chutzpah (hu̇t-spe) noun: a Yiddish term for courage bordering on arrogance.

February 24, 2016

http://vinyljunkies.co/getting-your-fix-a-newbies-guide-to-the-art-of-crate-digging/

Digging crates is an art. It demands practice, knowledge and commitment. You need patience and the eye of a hawk to spot the good stuff. Fear not, grasshopper, I’m here to guide you on your crate digging adventures so you can find all the treasures you desire for your record collection.

December 5, 2016

https://medium.com/cuepoint/the-lost-art-of-cratedigging-4ed652643618#.abt1zo2tu

That addiction lasted a long time too. When I worked on Madonna’s Confessions on a Dance Floor album at Warner Bros. Records in 2005, I obsessed over her song “Hung Up,” which I recognized contained a sample of ABBA’s “Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!” I risked mesothelioma in some dank basement in Brooklyn to find their single “The King Has Lost His Crown” because “Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!” was the B-side. Keep in mind I didn’t own a turntable until five years after I started cratedigging because I wanted a “collection” first. I was constantly on the chase to acquire; lifting the needle to hear my discoveries was ancillary. That’s my story, and every cratedigger has one.

December 5, 2016

https://medium.com/cuepoint/the-lost-art-of-cratedigging-4ed652643618#.abt1zo2tu

That addiction lasted a long time too. When I worked on Madonna’s Confessions on a Dance Floor album at Warner Bros. Records in 2005, I obsessed over her song “Hung Up,” which I recognized contained a sample of ABBA’s “Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!” I risked mesothelioma in some dank basement in Brooklyn to find their single “The King Has Lost His Crown” because “Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!” was the B-side. Keep in mind I didn’t own a turntable until five years after I started cratedigging because I wanted a “collection” first. I was constantly on the chase to acquire; lifting the needle to hear my discoveries was ancillary. That’s my story, and every cratedigger has one.

December 5, 2016

See also Chreaster, apparently a more common spelling.

March 23, 2016

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/dr-michael-b-brown/face-time-redefined-faith-and-flexibility_b_9517932.html

Very recently I was introduced to a church-word I had never heard before. The new word, now part of my professional lexicon, is “Creasters.” Like a celebrity mash-up, it is a morphing of two words: “Christmas,” and “Easter.”

This word refers to people who attend church on those two annual high holy days, but otherwise stay away. The word may be new, but the concept is not. The previous phrase of choice was “C-&-E Christians.” Creasters (unlike their C-&-E predecessors) are young adults, primarily Gen Xers and younger. So, why is it that people are staying away from institutionalized religion except for twice annually? And, is there anything the traditional Church can do to entice them to return?

March 23, 2016

http://www.jessiechar.com/post/137762205059/a-cream-for-every-letter-of-the-alphabet

DD Creams

Okay, I didn’t even know that these existed until now. I guess they stand for “Daily Defense”. They’re supposedly like a BB cream and CC cream all in one? But that doesn’t even make sense, because a CC cream was just supposed to be like a heavier-coverage BB cream. Does that mean DD is somewhere in-bewteen? Sigh, marketing.

January 21, 2016

http://www.nationalreview.com/human-exceptionalism/435917/now-euthanasia-dignicide

Boudewijn Chabot (de Einder) disclosed the name of the patient whose death 25 years ago brought him into conflict with the Dutch Supreme Court and opened the way for help for psychiatric patients. He is now using the term ”dignicide” (which my spell checker is rejecting) as the word promoted by some to describe a self-selected rational and dignified death.

May 27, 2016

http://www.nationalreview.com/article/441319/donald-trump-alt-right-internet-abuse-never-trump-movement

I saw images of my daughter’s face in gas chambers, with a smiling Trump in a Nazi uniform preparing to press a button and kill her. I saw her face photo-shopped into images of slaves. She was called a “niglet” and a “dindu.” The alt-right unleashed on my wife, Nancy, claiming that she had slept with black men while I was deployed to Iraq, and that I loved to watch while she had sex with “black bucks.” People sent her pornographic images of black men having sex with white women, with someone photoshopped to look like me, watching.

October 22, 2016

http://qz.com/601481/the-grown-up-90s-kids-who-never-left-disney-behind/

Sterling was spotting Disneybounders, people who dress to evoke a particular Disney character without crossing the line into costume territory. The lady in the cool coat was channeling Peter Pan’s nemesis Captain Hook. The girl in the turquoise jumpsuit was Princess Jasmine, the royal love interest in the film Aladdin.

February 15, 2016

http://qz.com/601481/the-grown-up-90s-kids-who-never-left-disney-behind/

Sterling, a 24-year-old southern California native, and her boyfriend Leo Camacho are popular bloggers in Disneybounding’s enthusiastic online community. They were Disneybounding that day as Aladdin characters—Sterling was the titular hero, Camacho, the evil Jafar. They are like the Brangelina of a very specific world, one in which a dress that echoes Minnie Mouse is a better get than a designer handbag.

February 15, 2016

http://www.eater.com/2016/3/21/11218834/dorilocos-doritos-gummy-bears-tostilocos-mexico

It's hard to describe Dorilocos using words. The recipe starts with Nacho Cheese Doritos, which are then topped with a variety of ingredients: cueritos (pickled pork rinds), small batons of jicama, cubed cucumber, grated carrots, peanuts (most often described by the vendors as japonés, the ones with the crunchy, soy sauce-flavored shell), gummy bears, lime juice, chili powder, salsa Valentina or another hot sauce, and chamoy, an addictive sweet-salty-sour sauce made from pickled fruit. It's outrageous.

March 29, 2016

http://thearchdruidreport.blogspot.com/2016/01/donald-trump-and-politics-of-resentment.html

Despite the empty rhetoric about hope and change that surrounded his 2008 campaign, after all, Obama continued the policies of his predecessor George W. Bush so unswervingly that we may as well call those policies—the conventional wisdom or, rather, the conventional folly of early 21st-century American politics—the Dubyobama consensus. Trump’s candidacy, and in some ways that of his Democratic rival Bernard Sanders as well, marks the point at which the blowback from those policies has become a massive political fact. That this blowback isn’t taking the form desired by many people on the leftward end of things is hardly surprising; it was never going to do so, because the things about the Dubyobama consensus that made blowback inevitable are not the things to which the left objects.

January 22, 2016

http://99percentinvisible.org/article/dutch-reach-clever-workaround-keep-cyclists-getting-doored/

“The Dutch Reach is a practice where instead of using your near hand — usually the driver’s left hand — to open your car door, you use your far hand. Your right hand,” Charney told The World. “In doing that, you automatically swivel your body. And you position your head and shoulders so you are looking directly out. First, past the rearview mirror. And then, you are very easily able to look back and see if there are oncoming bicycles or cars or whatever.”

October 11, 2016

http://comicsalliance.com/transgender-jimmy-olsen-pride-week/

June 22, 2016

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/business/wp/2016/01/25/how-house-hunters-became-the-most-unstoppable-juggernaut-on-tv/

The subtle genius of HGTV’s empire is its mastery of “endemic advertising”: Building an alluring habitat for an advertiser’s most-sought market, and letting that audience come to them. In other words, “House Hunters” succeeds not just in winning TV-watching homeowners — but also winning homeowner-targeting advertisers, like Home Depot, who know they’re more likely to reach who they need.

January 27, 2016

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/nov/27/mansplaining-manxiety-needs-fempathy-victoria-coren-mitchell

Manxiety needs fempathy: in defence of mansplaining

November 28, 2016

https://blogs.oracle.com/searchguy/entry/not_exactly_a_freakomendation

Paul's been posting freakomendations, which are "unusual recommendations" (that's a bit of an understatement given your examples, Paul!)

John Scalzi posted that Amazon's recommender suggested that he might like The Last Colony, a book he wrote!

This is not necessarily a freakomendation, because it seems pretty likely that John would read books that the people who read The Last Colony had read, and by that measure the Amazon recommender worked pretty well. But, as you can see from the comments for that postings, doing things like this calls the quality of all of the recommendations into question. This is probably unfair to Amazon's recommender, but that's what you're (which is to say "we're") up against when building recommender systems.

November 8, 2016

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/11/01/well/live/going-flat-after-breast-cancer.html

While plastic surgeons and oncologists aggressively promote breast reconstruction as a way for women to “feel whole again,” some doctors say they are beginning to see resistance to the surgery. Patients like Ms. Bowers are choosing to defy medical advice and social convention and remain breastless after breast cancer. They even have a name for the decision to skip reconstruction: They call it “going flat.”

November 1, 2016

http://www.vulture.com/2016/04/did-you-know-michael-rapaport-has-a-podcast.html

Yes, at this point I found myself in an odd place, one that I never guessed I might visit: a fairly crowded Twitter canoe with a bunch of pissed-off Michael Rapaport fans. In situations like this, I've found the best way to de-escalate the situation is to act like a friendly tourist lost in an unfamiliar country. So, I asked them what "talking greasy" meant. The response: "Talking sh*t. It's Rapaspeak." The ice was broken.

April 15, 2016

https://cdn.ampproject.org/c/grist.org/climate-energy/pizzlies-narlugas-and-other-creatures-from-our-weird-changing-world/amp/

Climate change is one strange matchmaker. Warmer temperatures have led to shifting habitats and shifting mating habits. And occasionally, when two bears collide, the result is neither grizzly nor polar, but pizzly.

Or should I say grolar?

June 8, 2016

http://www.slate.com/articles/health_and_science/medical_examiner/2016/02/the_oscar_nominated_amy_winehouse_film_s_useful_lesson_about_rehab.html

Consider the swanky Cirque Lodge in Sundance, Utah, rehab of choice for celebrities such as Demi Moore and Lindsay Lohan. For a reported $1,000 per day, patients heal through heli-hiking (“Alcohol and drug rehab takes on a different perspective at 10,000 feet!”) and can take on the largest indoor ropes course “anywhere in the alcohol and drug rehab industry.” As far as I can tell, there have been few randomized trials on the efficacy of heli-hiking for alcoholism. And if you’re choosing an addiction treatment program based on the size of its ropes course, you probably haven’t hit rock bottom.

February 23, 2016

http://www.mtv.com/news/2720889/teen-slang-2016/

What it means: High-key refers to something needing to be said out loud. Low-key is the opposite. Both can refer to an intense like/dislike.

January 5, 2016

http://www.thestreet.com/story/13468202/1/don-t-get-duped-by-the-sucker-s-rally-in-energy-here-s-how-to-play-it.html

Allow us to expand your financial lexicon with a new word: "hopium." This is a drug favored by permabulls who ignore fundamental data in favor of illusory hope. Hopium seems to be fueling the rises lately in the energy sector and broader markets.

February 24, 2016

http://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/restaurants/five-favorite-sonoran-dogs-in-the-valley-6544107

So what's so good about a Sonoran dog? Mesquite-smoked bacon elevates a humble hot dog from ho hum to mouth watering. The smoky southwest flavor is nestled in a fresh bolillo roll that creates a soft little boat for the dog. Then you load that sucker up with all sorts of toppings to taste, as each hot dog cart has its own special flair. Or stick with the original when the hotdoguero asks, "Con todo?" Pinto beans, tomatoes, onions, and mayo. Why mess with perfection?

July 1, 2016

http://www.seriouseats.com/2011/01/hot-dog-of-the-week-street-carts-of-guayaquil-ecuador-south-american.html

The vendor, referred to as the hotdoguero loads the hot dog onto a bun and passes it to the customer to garnish with a wide variety of sauces. Ketchup, mustard and mayo are standard, along with salsa verde and aji, an Ecuadorian hot sauce that's made with red chiles, onion, lime, cilantro and tamarillo (a slightly sweet, tangy fruit native to South America).

July 1, 2016

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/03/07/the-college-that-wants-to-ban-history.html

The list of demands ends with a lengthy denunciation of WWU’s marginalization of “hxstorically oppressed students.” The misspelling is intentional: “hxstory,” I presume, was judged to be more PC than “history,” which is gendered, triggering, and perhaps violent. It’s easy for me to laugh at these clumsy attempts to make language obey the dictates of political correctness—but I laugh from a position of relative safety, since I am not a WWU professor.

November 4, 2016

https://hbr.org/2015/12/how-to-tell-if-a-company-is-good-at-innovating-or-just-good-at-pr

But further investigation showed that the video was nothing more than a beautiful piece of “innoganda” — innovation propaganda describing an effort that had little hope of driving any material impact.

February 4, 2016

http://www.mitchellrepublic.com/news/state/4149871-inpa-new-word-sd-election

South Dakota's general election next week marks a turning point in the state's history. The term "inpa" becomes a must-know expression in our political language.

Inpa is short for Independent/No Party Affiliation. South Dakota heads into the Nov. 8 election with record numbers of inpa and Republican registered voters.

November 2, 2016

http://www.jihadwatch.org/2012/01/islamonausea-not-islamophobia

We should stop using Muslims’ self-chosen word — “Islamophobia” — by which they paint themselves into a corner of being feared: it destroys communication. Instead of such a divisive term, we should insert a more approachable and factual word that preserves opportunities for bridge-building and learning: “Islamonausea.” This does not render communication impossible, but enables visitors to our Western cultures to notice aspects of their behavior that make us sick.

March 31, 2016

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/01/01/opinion/privilege-pathology-and-power.html

But it’s not trivial. Oligarchy, rule by the few, also tends to become rule by the monstrously self-centered. Narcisstocracy? Jerkigarchy? Anyway, it’s an ugly spectacle, and it’s probably going to get even uglier over the course of the year ahead.

January 8, 2016

http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2014/11/28/thanksgiving_leftover_recipe_the_leftovuritto_is_the_perfect_solution.html

What you want is a way to eat leftovers that gives you all the flavor of Thanksgiving with a minimum of muss and fuss. Reader, I have the solution: the Thanksgiving leftovurrito.

November 25, 2016

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/nov/27/mansplaining-manxiety-needs-fempathy-victoria-coren-mitchell

Manxiety needs fempathy: in defence of mansplaining

November 28, 2016

http://technical.ly/brooklyn/2016/06/08/fred-benenson-mathwashing-facebook-data-worship/

Mathwashing can be thought of using math terms (algorithm, model, etc.) to paper over a more subjective reality. For example, a lot of people believed Facebook was using an unbiased algorithm to determine its trending topics, even if Facebook had previously admitted that humans were involved in the process.

June 8, 2016

https://captainawkward.com/2016/11/21/919metamour-vetoed-me-he-wants-a-relationship-anyway/

November 26, 2016

http://www.forbes.com/sites/erinlowry/2016/10/31/yes-mom-and-dad-i-do-have-a-real-job-how-to-defend-your-freelance-career/#635ee2ca1792

Entrepreneurship, a.k.a. quitting our perfectly stable traditional jobs with a steady paycheck and benefits to be our own boss, is rampant in the millennial generation. There’s even a new word for us: millennipreneurs.

November 1, 2016

http://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2016/09/bridget-jones-momcom/501371/

But as studios attempted to rework the romantic comedy, a new genre emerged. Call it the Comedy of Unplanned Pregnancy. The Oops, I had a baby! movie. The momcom. Classic romcoms, and the screwball comedies that came before them, presented love as a battle of the sexes that was also a battle of wits. Men and women sparred verbally until they negotiated a kind of marriage contract they both could agree upon. The audience, meanwhile, got to participate vicariously in this public debate about how a relationship should be. In contemporary momcoms, though, love can only happen by chance. An independent career woman accidentally gets pregnant, which leads to the formation of a couple that would never have formed otherwise.

September 26, 2016

http://jezebel.com/those-giant-willy-wonka-ass-milkshakes-are-bullshit-1753744571

The milkshakes pictured above can be found at Black Tap, in Manhattan; a previous wave of try-hard Willy Wonka ass milkshakes made the rounds last summer, sold by an Australian bakery called Patissez. In September, on FABlife, Chrissy Teigen called the “monstershake” the “hot new trend in town.”

January 21, 2016

http://luckypeach.com/a-guide-to-pizza-styles-of-america/

In New Haven, pizza is “apizza” (ah-BEETS), cheese is “mootz” and “plain” means no mootz, just sauce.

February 18, 2016

http://gothamist.com/2016/07/28/mufgel_williamsburg_gimmicks.php

While it doesn't quite roll off the tongue the way "cronut" does, and isn't as photogenic as the rainbow bagel, the mufgel is the new hybrid pastry on the block. The mufgel is part bagel, part muffin and is the Franken-carb du jour at Williamsburg's The Bagel Store, the world's most viral bagel purveyor.

August 17, 2016

https://cdn.ampproject.org/c/grist.org/climate-energy/pizzlies-narlugas-and-other-creatures-from-our-weird-changing-world/amp/

Many names have cropped up over the years: pizzly-grizzly, polargrizz, and nanulak (a combination of the Inuit nanuk, polar bear, and aklak, grizzly bear). But recent headlines show pizzly vs. grolar is where the debate lies today. Though pizzly is pretty fun, Google Trends shows grolar is currently winning the popularity prize.

June 8, 2016

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/01/01/opinion/privilege-pathology-and-power.html

But it’s not trivial. Oligarchy, rule by the few, also tends to become rule by the monstrously self-centered. Narcisstocracy? Jerkigarchy? Anyway, it’s an ugly spectacle, and it’s probably going to get even uglier over the course of the year ahead.

January 8, 2016

https://cdn.ampproject.org/c/grist.org/climate-energy/pizzlies-narlugas-and-other-creatures-from-our-weird-changing-world/amp/

In the 1980s, researchers discovered a whale skull in West Greenland that looked suspiciously like a beluga-narwhal mashup. Since then, hunters have spotted the hybrid creatures in chilly Arctic waters. Apparently, beluga whales and narwhals produce offspring with big, burly heads — but, sadly, no tusks. (We drew one in anyway.)

While belwhal is a worthwhile contender, narluga is hard to beat. It captures the distinctive sounds of both animals’ names — the nar- of narwhal and the -luga of beluga — and sounds pretty mellifluous to boot. Try it yourself: Narluuuuuuuuga!

June 8, 2016

http://www.buzzfeed.com/benrosen/how-to-snapchat-like-the-teens#.waYyZZ2OO

ME: Wait. Really? I have like 30.

BROOKE: OMG!! 30?? Only NARPs have less than 150.

ME: What the hell is a NARP?

BROOKE: Nonathletic Regular Person. NARP.

ME: Ah. So…I’m basic?

BROOKE: Yeah.

February 12, 2016

http://www.nationalreview.com/article/441319/donald-trump-alt-right-internet-abuse-never-trump-movement

I saw images of my daughter’s face in gas chambers, with a smiling Trump in a Nazi uniform preparing to press a button and kill her. I saw her face photo-shopped into images of slaves. She was called a “niglet” and a “dindu.” The alt-right unleashed on my wife, Nancy, claiming that she had slept with black men while I was deployed to Iraq, and that I loved to watch while she had sex with “black bucks.” People sent her pornographic images of black men having sex with white women, with someone photoshopped to look like me, watching.

October 22, 2016

http://www.thestreet.com/story/13468202/1/don-t-get-duped-by-the-sucker-s-rally-in-energy-here-s-how-to-play-it.html

Allow us to expand your financial lexicon with a new word: "hopium." This is a drug favored by permabulls who ignore fundamental data in favor of illusory hope. Hopium seems to be fueling the rises lately in the energy sector and broader markets.

February 24, 2016

https://cdn.ampproject.org/c/grist.org/climate-energy/pizzlies-narlugas-and-other-creatures-from-our-weird-changing-world/amp/

Climate change is one strange matchmaker. Warmer temperatures have led to shifting habitats and shifting mating habits. And occasionally, when two bears collide, the result is neither grizzly nor polar, but pizzly.

June 8, 2016

https://cdn.ampproject.org/c/grist.org/climate-energy/pizzlies-narlugas-and-other-creatures-from-our-weird-changing-world/amp/

Many names have cropped up over the years: pizzly-grizzly, polargrizz, and nanulak (a combination of the Inuit nanuk, polar bear, and aklak, grizzly bear). But recent headlines show pizzly vs. grolar is where the debate lies today. Though pizzly is pretty fun, Google Trends shows grolar is currently winning the popularity prize.

June 8, 2016

https://www.buzzfeed.com/melissaharrison/poke-cake-recipes

So, what’s a poke cake?

True to its name, it’s a cake that you poke holes in after baking. The holes are then filled with a liquid or filling — like condensed milk, pureed fruit, chocolate cream, or pudding — to infuse extra flavor into every bite. Here are 15 ways to make one.

April 27, 2016

https://cdn.ampproject.org/c/grist.org/climate-energy/pizzlies-narlugas-and-other-creatures-from-our-weird-changing-world/amp/

Many names have cropped up over the years: pizzly-grizzly, polargrizz, and nanulak (a combination of the Inuit nanuk, polar bear, and aklak, grizzly bear). But recent headlines show pizzly vs. grolar is where the debate lies today. Though pizzly is pretty fun, Google Trends shows grolar is currently winning the popularity prize.

June 8, 2016

http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2016/05/white-people-dont-use-white-emoji/481695/

Last year, the hosts of the podcast Call Your Girlfriend, Ann Friedman and Aminatou Sow, debated whether white people can use darker skin tones when sending emoji, or if that amounts to cultural appropriation. At the time, the new racemoji had just launched on the iPhone.

May 9, 2016

http://www.delish.com/food-news/a46624/raindrop-cake/

Though it looks more like a paperweight or a shiny marble than a sweet treat, a new Japanese dessert is going viral. Touted as the "Raindrop Cake," the confection is basically glorified Jell-O, but that's not stopping the social media masses from freaking out about it. The glass-like dessert has become so popular in Japan that some are saying it has reached Cronut status. And now it's coming to the U.S. by way of New York.

April 9, 2016

http://theplate.nationalgeographic.com/2016/01/13/to-really-reduce-meat-in-your-diet-dont-go-cold-turkey/

It’s a challenge for such habitual meat-eaters to drop their burgers cold in favor of broccoli, but the good news is that reducetarians don’t have to. While the ideal is to eat as little meat as possible, even cutting back by a limited amount confers health and environmental benefits. In other words, reducetarians (Kateman and Alterman invented the word) attempt to reduce the overall amount of meat in their diets, but don’t beat themselves up over the occasional T-bone steak or chicken salad sandwich.

May 22, 2016

http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2016/10/donald-trump-2016-gop-civil-war-republicans-rnc-future-214396

The chasm that opened first was intellectual: The neocon movement, which was, in essence, the brain trust of the latter Bush, “has broken off,” Berkowitz said. The next fissure appears to be generational: The so-called reformicons—a priesthood of intellectual Gen X-ers who have been trying to recalibrate Reagan’s vision for the conditions of the 21st century—are at the very heart of the agonized intraparty conflict. On one hand, they’ve often been seen as the potential ideological future of the party. On the other, a resoundingly loud majority of their electorate, the very people for whom they were tending the flame, have roundly rejected their vision.

October 28, 2016

https://www.letstalksugar.com/money/salt-daddies/

June 26, 2016

https://features.wearemel.com/sugar-babies-the-gathering-b9273f6272c9#.l6lckrgva

Not so for many young women. Some end up with what SA brands a “Splenda daddy” (a well-meaning man lacking the means to be a real daddy) or a “salt daddy” (a manipulative fuck, or worse), like the man my friend Laura met.

June 26, 2016

http://qz.com/712098/donald-trumps-latest-federal-election-filings-have-sparked-a-new-word-scampaign/

Within just a few hours after the term was coined, #Scampaign was trending on Twitter in Washington, DC.

June 22, 2016

http://www.dorktower.com/2012/08/29/severtember-dork-tower-29-08-12/

September 14, 2016

http://www.thekitchn.com/i-tried-whole30-and-heres-how-it-went-226938

Sex With Your Pants On (SWYPO) is a term used to describe the idea of recreating treats such as pancakes, brownies, or pizza with Whole30 ingredients, and is strongly cautioned against. The Hartwigs feel that if you’re trying to recreate a pizza made out of cauliflower crust in order to scratch a craving itch, then you’re kind of missing the point. To quote the Whole30 website, “You can tell yourself it’s okay, it’s still pretty good, you’re totally satisfied … but that’s kind of a lie. Because you know exactly how good pants-less sex feels.”

January 7, 2016

http://www.thecanary.co/2016/10/12/new-word-shaftedfreude-describes-remainers-feel-brexit/

When the UK voted to leave the European Union, and the luminaries of the Leave campaign abandoned their responsibilities like rats from a tired metaphor, the people who voted Remain began to experience a curious emotion. An emotion which had until then been nameless.

The word that has been coined to describe this feeling is:

Shaftedfreude

October 13, 2016

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/family/sharenting-the-long-awaited-arrival-of-equal-parenting/

Of course there are biologically sensible reasons for this, but unless you’re careful this set-up can cement the assumption that childcare is the woman’s responsibility, long after she goes back to work too. It was my experience of maternity leave that was a big factor in our decision to 'sharent’.

When Tom returned to work after paternity leave I was left tethered to the domestic realm, feeling panic-stricken that my life as I knew it was over. And that was when we started talking about how things could be more equal.

January 7, 2016

http://www.progressivedairy.com/topics/feed-nutrition/shredlage-fad-or-fashion

Shredlage is technically a trademarked product consisting of corn silage which has been cut at 26 to 30 mm with the stalks “shredded” by a shredlage processor. It’s believed that by processing the stalk in such a way, rumen fermentation is enhanced, thus optimizing feed efficiency.

March 6, 2016

https://features.wearemel.com/sugar-babies-the-gathering-b9273f6272c9#.l6lckrgva

Not so for many young women. Some end up with what SA brands a “Splenda daddy” (a well-meaning man lacking the means to be a real daddy) or a “salt daddy” (a manipulative fuck, or worse), like the man my friend Laura met.

June 26, 2016

https://medium.com/@bsdeluxe/friends-don-t-let-friends-recommend-sponcon-1b160ff89ca1#.rus3fi9ao

But if you’re not Steven Levy, why are you recommending that ad? Did you not know it was sponsored content? Are you somehow benefiting from that recommendation financially? You are stretching the consumer/advertiser relationship by injecting that sponcon into your followers’ reading list.

April 6, 2016

http://blog.michaelscepaniak.com/discovering-sustainatarian

The simplistic option was to classify myself as a vegetarian. But this really wasn’t accurate – or satisfying. It didn’t truly capture my beliefs or actual stance. I did some thinking on it – for a good while. Finally, a word popped into my head. I tried the word in a search engine and, to my delight, I got results! It was a real word. A real thing.

Sustainatarian.

May 22, 2016

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3395390/The-Arabic-gang-rape-Taharrush-phenomenon-sees-women-surrounded-groups-men-crowds-sexually-assaulted-spread-Europe.html

CBS reporter Lara Logan, photographed in Cairo's Tahrir Square moments before she was assaulted in 2011. Her attack was one of the first known instances of 'taharrush' to be reported in Western media.

January 14, 2016

http://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2016/11/what-percentage-of-employees-check-work-emails-from-home/506156/

An investigation by The Atlantic has revealed that this is an exceedingly normal behavior. A 2013 study by the American Psychological Association found that more than half of all workers surveyed checked their work messages, including texts, emails, and voicemails, from smartphones or other home devices. A 2014 survey by Gallup found that nearly 80 percent of respondents view the ability to continue working from home in a “strongly positive” or “somewhat positive” light. In fact, this tendency has become so widespread that, by 2014, researchers had coined a new word to describe the stress it causes: telepressure. Whether employees check their email from home is likely to vary depending on the nature of their job. Abedin’s work—that of an elite political professional—is certainly the kind that typically necessitates lots of emailing, at any time, from anywhere.

November 2, 2016

http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2016/04/first-came-the-breathalyzer-now-meet-the-roadside-police-textalyzer/

We're all familiar with the Breathalyzer, the brand name for a roadside device that measures a suspected drunken driver's blood-alcohol level. It has been in use for decades. Now there's a so-called "textalyzer" device to help the authorities determine whether someone involved in a motor vehicle accident was unlawfully driving while distracted.

April 28, 2016

http://www.chattanoogan.com/2016/11/26/336862/Steve-Ellison-Thanksliving.aspx

Many people have referred to a recently coined term “thanksliving” in both secular and sacred ways. With the Thanksgiving holiday recently passed, now would be a good time to examine our everyday lives to see if they reflect an attitude of gratefulness to our Creator. Second Timothy 3:2-5 recites a lengthy list of common sins that will characterize mankind in the end times. We find “ungrateful” (unthankful) in the list.

November 27, 2016

https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/style/your-romantic-first-dates-restaurants-hate-them/2016/06/07/bf45adfc-1df5-11e6-8c7b-6931e66333e7_story.html

Greg Algie, co-owner of the Fainting Goat, a popular Washington first-date destination, has witnessed more than one Tinderella arrive, get a glimpse of the person they’re supposed to meet — and head right back out the door.

June 11, 2016

http://www.startribune.com/the-word-trumor-it-s-like-a-rumor-except-it-s-true/375422271/

Definition: A rumor that turns out to be, well, you know.

Sample usage: “I didn’t believe the speculation that the Kardashians were bringing out a line of high-quality violin bow rosin, but it was a trumor!”

April 13, 2016

http://reason.com/archives/2016/11/28/the-liberal-postmortem-on-2016-is-not-go

To aid with the anthropological project, The New York Times recently was kind enough to provide befuddled liberals with a reading list to explain the trumpenproletariat.

November 29, 2016

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/planet-oz/2016/oct/21/we-are-approaching-the-trumpocene-a-new-epoch-where-climate-change-is-just-a-big-scary-conspiracy

So I’d like to also propose the idea of an impending new epoch – the Trumpocene – that in the spirit of the era itself is based solely on a few thoughts held loosely together with hyperlinks and a general feeling of malaise.

In the Trumpocene, the epoch-defining impacts of climate change are nothing more than a conspiracy. Even if these impacts are real, then they’re probably good for us.

November 14, 2016

http://www.polygon.com/2015/11/11/9715366/vocaloid-pop-star-hatsune-miku-hitting-the-road-across-north-america

Hatsune Miku, the holographic pop star and occasional video game protagonist, is embarking upon her first North American headlining tour.

Miku Expo 2016, as it has been dubbed, will begin with a show in Seattle on April 23 and take the vocaloid across both the West and East Coasts.

January 21, 2016

http://www.cnn.com/2016/11/09/politics/van-jones-results-disappointment-cnntv/index.html?sr=twCNN110916van-jones-results-disappointment-cnntv0129AMVODtop

Acknowledging many voters were rebelling against a system they felt had failed them, Jones said there were ugly racial sentiments at work as well.

"This was a whitelash against a changing country," Jones said. "It was whitelash against a black president in part. And that's the part where the pain comes."

November 9, 2016

http://www.bustle.com/articles/103093-what-does-yeet-mean-how-do-you-use-it-heres-the-backstory-on-the-dance

As more and more people started to yeet, the name for the dance move slowly worked its way into casual conversation, as a new way to express excitement over something. For example, let's say you and your friends are dancing and one lands a flawless back flip. ('Cause you know; that could totally happen.) That would be your cue to yell out "yeet!" and let them know just how awesome they are.

January 6, 2016